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Today’s Dachshund (1/5/11) – A Wiener Dog Pig (photo)

Wiener Dog Pig photo

How awesome it would be...

It’s a combination of two of the five greatest animals living today:

  1. Whales
  2. Wiener Dogs
  3. Pigs
  4. Ducks
  5. Squirrels

And pending committee approval, platypuses

Today’s Wiener Dog – This Wiener Dog Eats Every Part Of The Watermelon

Today’s Dachshund (1/18/10) – Johnson The Wiener Dog And Tattooed Underwear Guy Play Fetch In A Flooded Back Yard (video)

Today’s Wiener Dog (1/15/10) – Nothing goes together like a wiener dog and an empty box…(video)

…except maybe viagra and ecstasy

Today’s Dachshund (1/14/10) – A Howling Wiener Dog

“Hoooowwwwlll” is wiener dog for either “it’s your shot, dude, wake up,” or “it’s wake-n-bake-’clock!”

Today’s Dacshund (1/13/10) – Wilt The Angry Wiener Dog Bites The Hand That Feeds Him

Today’s Dachshund (1/9/10) – Barrel Racing Wiener Dog (video)

The cowboy on the back is also pretty great. Saw it here first.

Today’s Dachshund (1/6/10) – Sauce The Tree Climbing Wiener Dog (video)

Today’s Dachshund (1/5/10) – Bacon The Wiener Dog Opening A Christmas Present

Yep. Bacon.

Today’s Dachshund (1/4/10) – A Wiener Dog Wearing A Snuggie (video)

Score.