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Today’s Dachshund (1/5/11) – A Wiener Dog Pig (photo)

Wiener Dog Pig photo

How awesome it would be...

It’s a combination of two of the five greatest animals living today:

  1. Whales
  2. Wiener Dogs
  3. Pigs
  4. Ducks
  5. Squirrels

And pending committee approval, platypuses

Today’s Dachshund (12/25/2009) – Merry Christmas!

Today’s Dachshund (11/6/09) – I Hearby Declare This Blue Ceramic Wiener Dog That Someone Found In A Shop In Melbourne, Australia To Be…Awesome (merch)

Read the epic saga of the acquisition of this wiener dog here.

Today’s Dachshund (11/5/09) – The Dachshund iPoop Magnet Isn’t For Everybody (merch)

…except you!

Today’s Dachshund (11/4/09) – Wiener Dog Standing On The Beach Art Signed By The Artist

I believe that this piece of art was inspired by Albert Camus’ “The Stranger.”

“Dachshund” Dog Art Print Signed by Artist DJ Rogers

Today’s Dachshund (11/3/09) – This Wiener Dog Key Chain Is The Next Best Thing To Owning A Real Wiener Dog (merch)

I mean, seriously, it’s like school on Saturday.

Diddy has five of these - on one keychain!

Diddy has five of these - on one keychain!

Today’s Dachshund (10/31/09) – It’s The Worst Wiener Dog Halloween Costume Ever

Wrong. Just sort of wrong.

Un-right.

Un-right.

Today’s Dachshund (10/19/09) – Wiener Dogs On Wheels For A Good Cause

Vinnie And Guido

Vinnie And Guido

You can read the whole story here, but it looks like some guy in SF drags these wiener dogs – hilariously named Guido and Vinnie – around in a wagon whilst trying to raise money for an organization called PAWS.

Today’s Dacshund (9/3/09) – Slack The Lost Wiener Dog

Gone missing.

Gone missing.

Slack, pictured above after a skunk chase, has gone missing from his ranch in New Mexico.

:(

Today’s Wiener Dog (6/29/09) – Mischa Barton With A Wiener Dog On Her Head (photo)

Mischa Barton with a wiener dog on her head

Mischa Barton with a wiener dog on her head

At least the dogs in this picture are cute.