Yes she can. Yes she can.
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…but even that’s not worth it. Man, that game sucks. These spore wieners are also pretty good…I think better than above. For the one second I played the game, I made some spore wieners who eventually tried to take over the universe in a wiener dog shaped spaceship.  I hearby declare this antique wiener dog boot scraper to be...awesome. I’d hate to just throw around proclamations like, “This was the best 20 dollars I’ve spent in my entire life,” but this antique wiener dog bootscraper was probably the best 20 dollars I’ve ever spent in my life. As you can see in the below photograph, I’ve placed the antique wiener dog boot scraper near the front door so that he can surprise my wife when she comes home from work.
Man, take my advice and do not ever enter “midget holding a wiener dog” (or similar variations) into google image search with the safe search set to “off.” Here’s why: midget porn. And after you see midget porn, you just give up, and you start asking yourself existential questions like, “Why? Why? Why!” And sometimes you ask yourself “How?” Anyways, I found this article about how the discovery of a genetic mutation in short-legged dogs might be able to help researchers better understand human dwarfism, but I just can’t continue. I’ll paypal ten bucks to the first person to send me a non-photoshopped picture of a little person and a wiener dog. Until then, I’ll leave you with this. Diesel is a good name for a wiener dog. If you’re as sad as me that Tom Watson didn’t win the British Open today, you should buy yourself one of these Dachshund Golf Clocks to cheer yourself up. I did.  Wiener Dog Wall Clock 2:25 – Wiener Dog Attack! |
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