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Travelog: Sag Harbor: Home Of The Sag Harbor Whaling Museum

The Sag Harbor Whaling Museum.  Whaling Museum in the front.  Secret Society party in the back.

The Sag Harbor Whaling Museum. Whaling Museum in the front. Secret Society party in the back.

Next time you’re in the Hamptons, try to tear yourself away from the pool at Diddy’s place long enough to check out the Sag Harbor Whaling Museum. It only costs five bucks to get in. Eight dollars gets you a ticket to the Whaling Museum and to the Customs House museum next door.

The Sag Harbor Whaling Museum is open daily during Spring, Summer and Fall months.

The Sag Harbor Whaling Museum is open daily during Spring, Summer and Fall months.

The jaw bone of a what’s left of a right whale welcomes visitors.

The jaw bone of a right whale says hello

The jaw bone of a right whale says hello

The building, designed by architect Minard Lafever, was built in 1845 for Benjamin Huntting II, one of the principals of the S. & B. Huntting whaling company. The building changed hands a few times over the years, serving as a home for Sag Harbor philanthropist Mrs. Russell Sage and as a masonic lodge before becoming a full time museum back in the 40′s. (The Masons do still meet upstairs there – I’m still waiting for someone to recruit me by the way, a lot of my people were Masons)

Today, Sag Harbor‘s marina is full of ridiculously expensive yachts (and people trying to figure out who the yachts belong too), but in the 19th century, Sag harbor was an important part of America’s maritime commerce system, serving as an official port of entry into the United States and as the home of a significant whaling fleet.

Native Americans on Long Island had been shore whaling and drift whaling for centuries, and not long after settlement, Europeans got in on the act. In 1761, the Europeans built a wharf with tryworks in Sag Harbor. The Hope, the first Sag Harbor ship to leave port with a tryworks and furnace on board, sailed in 1784 and made it as far south as Brazil. In 1789, Sag Harbor was named a port of entry by Congress, and it remained a port of entry until 1913. In 1848, James Fenimore Cooper, author of Last of the Mohicans, established a whaling company in Sag Harbor. And really, from about that time, Sag Harbor’s whaling industry went into decline, due mostly to the usual suspects and factors; the gold rush, the Civil War, depleted whale stocks, more competitive options to whale hunting, etc.

If you were to ask me, “What did you learn today?” I would respond, “I learned that James Fenimore Cooper started a whaling company. Before today, I did not know that.”

The interior of the Sag Harbor Whaling Museum sort of reminds me of the cluttered antique shops that you find throughout coastal cities in the northeast and New England, and it sort of works actually. It’s a hodgepodge of stuff, and probably only about half of it has anything to do with whaling, but there’s some pretty interesting stuff there. E.g., it’s not every day you get to see George Washington‘s autograph (they’ve got a few other presidents’ signatures as well, what with all the port of entry documents and certificates).

George Washington loved freedom (and didnt entirely hate slavery).

George Washington loved freedom (and didn't entirely hate slavery).

I recall this room containing antique toys, a gun exhibit, a bunch of documents signed by dead presidents, some classroom-type information on whales, some natural curiosities (e.g., an ostrich egg), and some Indian artifacts.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen painted whale’s eardrums before.

Painted whale eardrums with scrimshaw and narwhal tusk

Painted whale eardrums with scrimshaw and narwhal tusk

Some daguerreotypes and an old Edison phonograph record.

Some stuff...

Some stuff...

I’m sorry but “table croquet” seems like the worst idea that anybody ever had, ever.

I think they are building a new Strawberry at 42 E. 14th Street right now

I think they are building a new Strawberry at 42 E. 14th Street right now

I had no idea that hardtack was shaped like a giant saltine cracker. It actually looks better than I’d expected.

Eating too much hardtack - or not enough hardtack - gave sailors blurry vision

Eating too much hardtack - or not enough hardtack - gave sailors blurry vision

You want implements? They got your implements right here.

Whaling implements

Whaling implements

And here’s something I’ve never seen before; a case containing different varieties and qualities of whale oils used by whale oil salesmen.

Samples of whale oils

Samples of whale oils

Those are transcripts of the museums documents on top of that case. Pretty cool. Easy to get sucked in for a few minutes.

That dude was checking me out the whole time I was in there...

That dude was checking me out the whole time I was in there...

After checking out the whaling museum, I bailed on the custom’s house. I just don’t dig showing up at some old house and getting a one-on-one tour from some old lady, and that’s what I think was going to happen there. Instead, I bought this amazing antique wiener dog boot scraper at an antiques store.

Yes!

Yes!

I had lunch at a place called the Dock House. It’s basically a clam shack right on the water, but since I ate and drank huge the night before, I didn’t get anything fried, just some grilled scallops and a salad. Weak, I know. But I make up for it with this ice cream cone.

At this point, Id eaten half.

At this point, I'd eaten half.

I know that I bought at least two other things; a marked-down piece of bean bag furniture, and something else that escapes me now. Actually, it was some locally produced honey. Sag Harbor seemed pretty cool to me. The little downtown/city center area has all the obligatory items; drugstore, market, antique shops, boutiques, and restaurants. Oh, and galleries. As an example, it’s neither the best nor the worst. It’s kind of like Cape Cod mixed with wine country. Right out of town there’s some farmland, produce stands, vineyards, etc. Actually, now that I think about it, it seemed a lot less crowded and busy than the Cape, even middle of the week during the summer. There’s definitely some Hamptons-trash spillover walking about, but I suppose I’d prefer French girls with gigantic sunglasses, high-heels and hot pants to packs of dudes in Red Sox caps any day.

Happy Birthday, Herman Melville! Today You Would Have Been 190

I got the car out of the garage for this trip

I got the car out of the garage for this trip

A Merry Dickmas to all!

Today would’ve been Herman Melville’s 190th birthday. He was born on this day in 1819 at the location pictured above, 6 Pearl St., Lower Manhattan, New York City. And what better day than today to follow up on this promise I made many months back to visit the site wearing my Herman Melville tshirt.

I had a rather long day of remembering Melville. In fact, I made a sort of double pilgrimage to his birthplace. I started the day with an eight mile run – it’s almost exactly four miles from my house to 6 Pearl Street. After that, I lounged about in bed a bit and read Chapter LIV: The Town-Ho’s Story. This was followed by a trip to Mercadito Cantina for their all-you-can-drink brunch, which pretty much had nothing to do with Herman Melville or Moby Dick.

Then I read a little Bartleby. Then I fell asleep watching cage fighting. And then, we drove downtown, snapped a few pictures among the homeless at Melville’s birthplace, and had a beer in Battery Park.

Anyways, as you can see from this picture, the cast of Melville’s head is ensconced behind a sheet of Plexiglas that’s perpetually clouded with condensation. And on top of that, it’s not listed among the “places on interest” section on the downtown maps that you can find around that part of the city.

I’ll be writing a letter to the mayor’s office.

Blue Whale Recorded Looking For Whale Tail Near Fire Island

This is a black and white picture of a blue whale

This is a black and white picture of a blue whale

For the first time ever, the mating call of an adult male blue whale has been recorded in New York waters. The sounds were recorded back in January by the Cornell Lab of Ornithology’s Bioacoustics Research Program.

I bet you’re thinking the same thing too, right? The Cornell Lab of Ornithology’s Bioacoustics Research Program?!? I thought they shut that place down!!!

According to Christopher Clark (of said lab), blue whales are rarely sighted in the coastal waters of the eastern US, and their sounds are usually picked up from distances very far from the shore. This particular whale, though, visited Fire Island on his way from Nantucket.

Makes sense, though, when you consider what the whale was looking for.

Long Island Whale Tail (The best!  Thats right New Jersey!)

Long Island Whale Tail (The best! That's right New Jersey!)

MOMA Acquires Israeli Artist Guy Ben-Ner’s Short Film “Moby Dick”

MOMA means “Museum of Modern Art,” of which I am a member in good standing, and according to their web sheet:

Ben–Ner’s Moby Dick is a sly, improvisational retelling of Herman Melville’s novel in the form of a short, silent video punctuated with intertitles and magic-trick asides. Turning the kitchen of his family home into an impromptu set, Ben-Ner and his young daughter reenact the novel from the time Ishmael (Ben-Ner) arrives at the Spouter Inn until the denouement of the story, when Captain Ahab (also played by Ben-Ner) meets his demise at sea. His daughter Elia plays the landlord of the Spouter Inn and later Pip, the deck boy of the whaling ship Pequod.

Ben–Ner’s rendition of Moby Dick is reminiscent of early silent cinema’s melodrama and slapstick comedy routines. The props that turn the kitchen into a theatrical set are entirely homemade and are wildly inventive. Cabinets and sink first stand in as the bar at the Spouter Inn, then with a wooden mast added they become the Pequod floating atop the sea (the kitchen floor). Simple cinematic illusions using magic tricks, animation, and sight gags abound, making reference to the comedic ploys of Buster Keaton and the magical trickery of Georges Méliès. The playful antics of father and daughter are fun to watch, but the work is not simply a parody. It is, rather, an investigation of creativity and innocence, the father/child relationship, and the home as a site for wayward adult and adolescent fantasies.

I’m going to be honest here; this re-imagination of Moby Dick is not self indulgent, weird, and/or inaccessible (all right, maybe a bit…)…but it really is playful, funny, inventive and engaging. Check it out:

NYC Restaurateur Wants To Make Whale Meat Hot Dogs

This man would make hot dogs out of whales (New York Observer)

This man would make hot dogs out of whales (New York Observer)

Mike Hewitt, COO of Dogmatic Gourmet Sausage System, located at 26 East 17th Street in New York City says of his wiener eatery, “We could possibly look into a whale sausage. I just had whale for the first time. Whale is the new red meat. They call it the cow of the ocean. Believe it or not, it’s very tasty, low-fat, depending on where you get it.”

The people at DGSS think they’re pretty clever…check out this video they created for their ad agency.

The Whale Watch: Other Whale-Related Matters From Around The Globe

More news from the world of whales:

  • Apparently there are actually people still living in Greenland, and some of those people are into whaling (IceNews)
  • Monitoring of North Atlantic Right Whales off New York loses funding (Newsday)
  • There is supposedly a Whale Museum in Bar Harbor