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Today’s Wiener Dog (1/16/10) – Nothing Says I Love You Like Wiener Dog Valentine’s Day Card

VD is right around the corner

VD is right around the corner

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Today’s Wiener Dog (1/10/09) – This Bungee Wiener Dog Toy Is The Perfect Gift For Your Wiener Dog

Plush Puppies Wilbur the Weiner Dog Bungees Dog Toy

Plush Puppies Wilbur the Weiner Dog Bungees Dog Toy

I’m banking on the belief that my six month old baby will also enjoy this toy. I also like how the wiener dog toy is named Wilbur.

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Today’s Dachshund (1/7/10) – It’s Never Too Late For A Christmas Wiener Dog Painting

Blue Christmas Dachshund byV. Bridges-Hoyt

Blue Christmas Dachshund byV. Bridges-Hoyt

This 4 in. x 6 in. watercolor by Texas painter V. Bridges-Hoyt can be yours for only fifty bucks.

Today’s Wiener Dog (12/29/09) – Wanna See Something Weird? Then Read This Post.

This seller on Etsy features original wiener dog related art:

But if it was a real coffee company...

But if it was a real coffee company...

As well as original whale related art:

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Today’s Dachshund (12/28/09) – Another Wiener Dog Onesie For Your Baby

If it wasn’t for Etsy, there probably wouldn’t be any.

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Today’s Dachshund (12/27/09) – Opening A Bottle Of Beer Is More Fun Than Ever With This Wiener Dog Bottle Opener

It’s like a very small dachshund swallowed a bottle opener.

That looks like it would hurt.

That looks like it would hurt.

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Today’s Dachshund (12/23/09) – The Wiener Dog “Woofer” Speakers Would Go Great With Your Hi-fi

Nodding Wiener Dog Speakers

Nodding Wiener Dog Speakers

Apparently they nod along to the music.

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Today’s Dachshund (12/22/09) – Nothing Says I Love You Like These Kissing Wiener Dog Salt And Pepper Shakers

It’s never too early to start thinking Valentine’s Day! But you’ll need two sets for a gay couple. Or maybe you know a gay couple and a lesbian couple. Or maybe you’re a lesbian couple and you know a gay couple. Or maybe you’re a gay couple and you know a lesbian couple. Yeah, right!

Kissing Wiener Dog/Dachshund Salt and Pepper Shakers

Kissing Wiener Dog/Dachshund Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Today’s Dachshund (12/20/09) – Nothing Says Class Like Wiener Dog Cuff Links.

They are like school on Monday.

Wiener Dog Dachshund Cuff Links

Wiener Dog Dachshund Cuff Links

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Today’s Dachshund (12/19/09) – These Hippie Wiener Dog T-shirts Are Far Out, Man

Groovy.

Wiener Dog Hippie T-shirt

Wiener Dog Hippie T-shirt