Whales and Wiener Dogs

I planned on being even lazier than usual about updating tonite because I had to go to a party after work. So I thought, -I’ll just throw up any old video of a “wiener dog party,” but Sharon and Meredith’s 6th Annual Wine and Wiener Party is an epic 9+ minute documentary that deserves WAY more the 465 views it’s gotten on youtube. I can’t do a rundown, but here are some of the highlights

• The opening score is a version of “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme song, but it’s not the version you might be familiar with.
• The woman who MC’s the costume contest uses her way-too-authoritarian when announcing the eight finalists. “We need the Oscar Mayer wiener dog.” Yeah…we get it.
• There’s a wiener dog in this video that’s supposed to look like Johnny Depp.
• Then the un-ironic MC open mouth kisses the Johnny Depp wiener dog.
• 4:48 – wiener dog drinking from a fountain
• You see lots of wiener dogs, but very little wine
• A “Wiener Dogs Bobbing For Wieners Contest”
• 7:05 – Wienie Race false start…hilarious
• The whole thing just has a weird vibe to it…like it could be a DVD outtake from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (see couple at 8:43)