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Via BuzzFeed

Bacon Narwhal Might Be The Greatest Thing We’ve Ever Seen

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Bacon Narwhal
Bacon Narwhal
Bacon Narwhal

Update: The inventor and creator of the bacon narwhal has contacted us with a link that explains how to create your own. Visit his site at least to say thanks!

in case you’re not paying attention there’s a link to a bacon bra on this page

Today’s Dachshund (11/6/09) – I Hearby Declare This Blue Ceramic Wiener Dog That Someone Found In A Shop In Melbourne, Australia To Be…Awesome (merch)

Read the epic saga of the acquisition of this wiener dog here.

Today’s Dachshund (11/5/09) – The Dachshund iPoop Magnet Isn’t For Everybody (merch)

…except you!

Today’s Dachshund (11/4/09) – Wiener Dog Standing On The Beach Art Signed By The Artist

I believe that this piece of art was inspired by Albert Camus’ “The Stranger.”

“Dachshund” Dog Art Print Signed by Artist DJ Rogers

Today’s Dachshund (11/3/09) – This Wiener Dog Key Chain Is The Next Best Thing To Owning A Real Wiener Dog (merch)

I mean, seriously, it’s like school on Saturday.

Diddy has five of these - on one keychain!

Diddy has five of these - on one keychain!

Today’s Dacshund (9/18/09) – A Wiener Dog Attacking A Shark (video)

In this video, a wiener dog tries to attack a shark.

Today’s Dachshund (7/10/09) – Brand New Wiener Dog Puppy (video)

Someone uploaded this video of their brand new wiener dog puppy to youtube.

Today’s Dachshund (6/27/09) – Beans The Wiener Dog

Beans

"Beans"

From Amanda’s Blog: The Story of Two Soulmates and One Wiener Dog.

Beans is a great name for a wiener dog.

Today’s Dachshund (6/26/09) – “Dachshund The Little Sailor” Wiener Dog Pin (merch)

Wiener Dog Sailor Pin

Wiener Dog Sailor Pin

This awesome wiener dog pin only costs 20 buck, and they’ll ship it anywhere in the world.

Today’s Dachshund (6/25/09) – Racial Attack Reported At Oregon Wiener Dog Races

Skippy (left) moments before defedning his wiener dog race title

Skippy (left) moments before defedning his wiener dog race title

Pendelton, Oregon’s downtown wiener dog races turned ugly when a man with a shaved head and wearing all black head-butted a wiener dog judge while uttering something about “stinkin’ Jews.”

Police are looking for the man, but so far they have not found the suspect.