Man, take my advice and do not ever enter “midget holding a wiener dog” (or similar variations) into google image search with the safe search set to “off.”
Here’s why: midget porn.
And after you see midget porn, you just give up, and you start asking yourself existential questions like, “Why? Why? Why!”
And sometimes you ask yourself “How?”
Anyways, I found this article about how the discovery of a genetic mutation in short-legged dogs might be able to help researchers better understand human dwarfism, but I just can’t continue.
I’ll paypal ten bucks to the first person to send me a non-photoshopped picture of a little person and a wiener dog.
Until then, I’ll leave you with this.
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