Somebody somewhere had a hot dog haiku contest recently. The winner managed to deftly combined hot dogs and wiener dogs, literally…see video above. As far as I can tell, the haiku goes as follows
One wiener with fur
One wiener with chili cloak(?)
The two become one
Glad you found our Hot Dog Haiku contest! It was part of a larger event called Hot Dog Death March. Great crowd of people and dogs! Thanks for the wiener love on your site!